Evangeline Lily needs a date
The problem with phone-dating systems is that they appeal most to people with faces for radio. Hence the need for ads which suggest 10’s want to spend their evenings talking to truckers on long-haul trips to Minnesota.
The guys on most phone-dating systems pay per-minute fees a Nigerian 419 artist would decry as dishonest and overpriced, which makes the gorgeous, lonely, dateless woman fantasy a necessary part of their business model. Even when it means hiring Evangeline Lily as the totally implausible face of single womanhood.
A thousand fanboys already have this clip loaded into their iPhones for discreet playback whenever they feel lonely. If you haven’t seen it yet, enjoy and try to remember – this is just a cruel lie from start to finish.
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